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Episode 20 - The Battle Of The Lapiths

Miff-divers! 

Welcome to the Episode 20 special! It's our TWENTIETH ANNIVERSARY (#GoodAtMaths). We do a Miff about angry centaurs at a wedding which quicklly becomes a battlefield. "Blah blah blah" I hear you say. "We like Miffs but what is the heart of the special" I hear you say. Well, you are in luck as this episode comes LIVE from PETERBOROUGH SERVICES. That's right  - we do this week's podcast in Matt's car inside the beating heart of the A1M. We park next to a children's play area and tell you about the best service station on the planet. Also Matt goes into too much detail about a girl he fancies. Jesus that guy is so f*****g one-note sometimes #SameShitDifferentDay.  

Remember to follow us on social media at @MiffsPodcast. You can email us at MiffsPodcast@gmail.com and we love hearing your corrrespondonce! Also please give us 5 Stars on ITunes. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is if you started a fight at a wedding because you wanted to bang the bride, resulting in a massive bloodbath between two species. However, that is the only reason.  

Episode 19 - The House Of Pelops

Miffchievers! Ever wondered what school Matt went to? What happens when you head-butt a Cricket ball? How to bring back to life a boy you just accidently ate? Find out in this, the 19^th episode of the your favourite myth based comedy podcast! This weeks myth has it all. Angry Gods, an incestuously jealous father and a family cursed for an eternity because a guy won a chariot race.

Remember to follow us on social media at @MiffsPodcast. You can email us at MiffsPodcast@gmail.com and we love hearing your corrrespondonce! Also please give us 5 Stars on ITunes. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is if you have promised to have sex with someone in order to kill your father, allowing you to bang your new fiance. What? That is very specific. However, that is the only reason. 

Episode 18 - Tiresias

Mifftonians

Who enjoys sex more, Men or Women? It doesn’t matter, as long as you practice it safely and with consent. HOWEVER, Hera has other ideas as she goes to great lengths to have her say on the age old debate in Episode 18: Tiresias! This myth sees jealous gods, prophecies and power struggles galore in what promises to be one of the more creative stories. Also, Matt and Dan settle a bet and Dan discusses a suspicious CD he found in Matt’s car.

Remember to follow us on social media at @MiffsPodcast. You can email us at MiffsPodcast@gmail.com and we love hearing your corrrespondonce! Also please give us 5 Stars on ITunes. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is if you have changeed your gender twice and have been blinded by a god. I mean, that sounds like a stressful week. However, that is the only reason. 

Episode 17 - The Kalydonian Boar Hunt

Miffchievers!

What happens when you forget to worship the god of hunting? She sends a giant, man-eating boar rampaging down to earth to destroy stuff. How do you fix this? Get your son to call his group of mates up and get them all to go kill it. What could possibly go wrong? Find out in this episode, where we’ll also be discussing Matt’s recent comedy gig in Leeds and how Dan slept in Matt’s Mum’s bed.

Remember to follow us on social media at @MiffsPodcast. You can email us at MiffsPodcast@gmail.com and we love hearing your corrrespondonce! Also please give us 5 Stars on ITunes. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is if you  and ALL your most famous friends decide to go and a pretty tenacious pig. Which happens more than you imagine it would in Yorkshire (like I have to tell you). That is the only reason. 

Episode 16 - Tour Of Tartarus

Miffsters!
This week Matt and Dan are recording from a top secret Caravan, in a field, somewhere in North Yorkshire. Think that sounds terrible? Try living in the underworld! That’s right, this episode is all about the who, what and where of Tartarus. Matt takes us on a tour of discovery, past ferry men, lakes of fire and a whole host of characters locked away for eternity. If you thought Zeus overreacted to things in past myths, just wait until you hear what happened to the guy who stole his dog!

Remember to follow us on social media at @MiffsPodcast. You can email us at MiffsPodcast@gmail.com and we love hearing your corrrespondonce! Also please give us 5 Stars on ITunes. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is if you live in hell and your only form of punishment was to listen to all episodes of this podcast every single day. That is the only reason. 

Bonus Episode - The Amazons

ITS BONUS EPISODE TIME! This week we’re doing something a little different and giving you guys the chance to listen to our ‘pilot episode’. One sunny day in Whitstable, Kent. Matt and Dan met up and decided it would be good idea to start a podcast together. But what should it be about? After a series of terrible ideas from Matt, Dan piped up with the concept of a mythology based podcast, tailored around two idiots reading myths and fables...BOOM! Miffs was born! They grabbed a recording device, turned to the internet and started reading stuff about the ‘Amazons’. This is that very recording. There was no name, or format, simply a rough concept. There’s only been a very soft edit so you can enjoy the bizarre, improvised nonsense that took place that day.

We were unsure this would ever actually take off and become the podcast it is! So thank you for listening thus far and making this all worth it! Hope you enjoy. We will resume normality with episode 16 next week.

Remember to follow us on social media at @MiffsPodcast. You can email us at MiffsPodcast@gmail.com and we love hearing your corrrespondonce! Also please give us 5 Stars on ITunes. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is if you have started a podcast with no concept but you find your feet regardless. That is the only exception to not give us 5 stars. 

Episode 15 - King Midas

Miff-chievers!

Remember when Spider-Man got bitten by the spider? Or when Jesus turned water into wine? Well they’re not the only people to have had some pretty awesome powers. In this episode Matt and Dan tell the story of King Midas and his superpower turned curse that makes everything he touches Gold. We’ll discover how Midas thought it was cool for the first few hours and then realised over breakfast that gold doesn’t taste great. We also get to hear about Matt’s recent gig in Glasgow, in which he does an uncanny Glaswegian accent. WARNING: This episode contains bad attempts at various accents.

Remember to follow us on social media at @MiffsPodcast. You can email us at MiffsPodcast@gmail.com and we love hearing your corrrespondonce! We can read out your email like we did on this episode. We only take the mick out of you a bit. Also please give us 5 Stars on ITunes. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is if your dad hugged you, turning you into a block of gold. That is the only exception to not give us 5 stars. 

Episode 14 - Zeus' Lovers

Mifftonians!

Remember when Zeus was really loving and never committed adultery? No, we don’t either. In this episode Matt and Dan explore some of the various stories regarding Zeus and his tendency to get down and dirty behind Hera’s back. From swans to golden rain, he’ll try anything to get in a Nymphs pants. They also discuss a recent celebrity wedding encounter, an email from someone who suspiciously has the same name as Matt’s brother and Dan finds his Critical Thinking results.

Remember to follow us on social media at @MiffsPodcast. You can email us at MiffsPodcast@gmail.com and we love hearing your corrrespondonce! We can read out your email like we did on this episode. We only take the mick out of you a bit. Also please give us 5 Stars on ITunes. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is if you have JUST been sold into slavery by your dad for 5 horses. That is the only exception to not give us 5 stars. 

Episode 13 - The Twelve Labours Of Hercules (Part 2)

Welcome Miffsketeers! 

Here is our second part of The Twelve Of Labours Of Hercules! We come back to review and rate the second half of Hercules in which we talk more about weird animals, two-headed dogs and irrational gods.  We'd love to award the credit this to Miffs devotee - Pip Mason - who recommended this Miff. Matt and Dan were too giddy to remember to read out the email. You can also get in touch with us by emailing Miffspodcast@gmail.com or following us on Facebook and Twitter at @MiffsPodcast. You can follow Matt on @MattHossComedy. You can follow Dan, but rarely f****** posts anything. 

Remember to also give us 5 Stars on Itunes please. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is if you are holding up a sky and if you were to leave your duty, the entirty of the world will collapse. That is the only exception to not give us 5 stars. 

Episode 12 - The Twelve Labours Of Hercules (Part 1)

Welcome Miffsketeers!

It’s Episode 12, so you know what that means? IT’S THE FIRST OF OUR TWO-PART SPECIAL! We’ve decided it’s only fitting that this be our chance to discuss ‘The Twelve Labours of Hercules’. It’s a good’un but it’s also rather long. We’ll cover the first six labours in this episode and the other six in Episode 13 (#GoodAtMaths). So get ready to strap in for this heroic tale of gods, monsters and standard Matt and Dan ramblings.

We'd love to award the credit this to Miffs devotee - Pip Mason - who recommended this Miff. Matt and Dan were too giddy to remember to read out the email. You can also get in touch with us by emailing Miffspodcast@gmail.com or following us on Facebook and Twitter at @MiffsPodcast. You can follow Matt on @MattHossComedy. You can follow Dan, but rarely f****** posts anything. 

Remember to also give us 5 Stars on Itunes please. The only reason you should be exempt from doing THIS WEEK is if you have accidently murdered your family and you are evading jail-time by doing asininie tasks. That is the only exception to not give us 5 stars.